Lulz.

The next time you think of shortening the word 'life' to 'lyf' while chatting with me, remember that I'm not too bad at shortening lives myself.

Yolonyms

Maxwell smacks well.
Chris Gayle, bowlers pale.
ABD, and we just C.
Virat Kohli, all that's holy.
Mitchell Starc, biters don't bark.
Sachin RT, run party.
Jaques Kallis, pure malice.
Dale Steyn, unadulterated pain.
Yuvraj Singh, the Lord of the Ring.

Bhootnath

The freight charges scared the living daylights out of me!