Nitrogen fixation

What are fetishes for backsides called?
Asphyxiation.

Not MH370

Why are kingfishers bald? Receding airline.

12 years a clerk

T-shirt coats are informal.

Let rain.

Public 'Youre-in-hell's are terrifying.

To Hell With Tradition

A white collar brings respect only when it's not accompanied by yellowed pants. Seriously, wtf.

Anna Hazard

How does your boss look when he smiles?
Boss-eeee.

Punter!

Why do people dislike puns that men make up?
The say they are too pungent.

The lingo superpose!

I'm still in beta stage.

Digital Logic

Laptops are very good to use in the toilet.
L A P T O P <==> P O T P A L