Red eyes

Why don't schools encourage recesses?
Because evil things are said to live in recesses(of hell?).

The true quote

The eyes are a gateway to... the skull.

Second derivative

Minton was a hell of a sport when he was bad!

Over third man!

In a game of cricket, what do you call it when you don't get out?
An inning.

Morose

Chakra View Apartments. I once got in.

Tubelight

Ray Bans ban rays!